June 2010
Widow.
Nathaniel: boo
Me: wanna be dead together?
Nathaniel: lol sure
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Nathaniel: fine were a zombie couple, happy?
Me: if you've seen Day of the Dead i want to be those zombies.
they're fricking fast and smart.
Nathaniel: lol isn't that the movie where they learn how to use guns as well?
Me: one of them does. cause he's a vegetarian.
Nathaniel: if a vegetarian zombie learns how to use a gun can a vegan zombie fly a jet?
Me: frick i hope so.
i knew i should've turned vegan!
Nathaniel: i don't cause when a zombie outbreak happens i'm gonna have so much fun slicing and dicing
Me: i'd honestly be hiding in a dark corner with gun pointed to my head.
... if i head a gun.
frick if i don't.
Nathaniel: you wouldn't enjoy the endless slaughter fest just outside your door?
it's the perfect way to vent all your anger
Me: i don't think i'd do too well with being torn from limb to limb lol
yea...
not okay with that.
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he gets me. -sniff-
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