I’ve cleaned my room today and I’m about to clean the kitchen
oh my god I just realized something okay
so if yahoo is buying tumblr for about $1 billion and tumblr is estimated to have 50 billion posts then it means that every post is worth two cents
I am actually giving you my two cents in every post
(via sam-ship)
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO MAKE LIFE CHOICES I STILL COUNT USING MY FINGERS
AND I SING THE WHOLE ALPHABET TO SEE WHAT LETTER COMES NEXT
I STILL HOLD UP BOTH HANDS AND MAKE AN L SHAPE TO REMIND MYSELF OF LEFT AND RIGHT
I STILL HAVE TO THINK OF AN ALLIGATOR EATING THE BIGGER NUMBER TO USE THE < AND > SYMBOLS.
EVEN WHEN I HOLD UP BOTH HANDS AND MAKE AN L SHAPE I FORGET WHICH WAY THE L GOES AND PEOPLE HAVE TO REMIND ME
(Source: yilk, via nonsensesquared)
I love tags it’s like muttering under your breath on the internet
(via clumsy-disposition)
JOHANNA
I JUST QUEUED YOUR SMORES ON A SHTICK POST
WAIT FOR IT
THIS IS A FUN GAME YAY
WAIT I DONT UNDERSTAND
WHATS THE GAME
I WANNA PLAY
EVEN THOUGH I FEEL LIKE IM ALREADY PLAYING SOMEHOW
I WANT TO SEE HOW LONG IT TAKES FOR THE POST I SAID I QUEUED TO ACTUALLY BE POSTED
AND YOU SHOULD KNOW WHEN YOU POSTED THE POST ORIGINALLY SO YOU’D KNOW HOW LONG IT’S BEEN WHEN YOU SEE IT POP UP EVENTUALLY
YOU HAVE A ~*~CONNECTION~*~ TO IT
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i met a girl with 12 nipples
sounds funny
dozen tit
(via stop-dropandlol)
we are going down two different roads of life OMG there’s a bar downtown that looks like our cabin and the atmosphere was awesome when i went to see a band and i want to be 21 just to chill thereDude if there was a bar that was like our cabin that played good live music, hellz yeah I’d be all over that. Live music is awesome.
I guess the bars my roommate likes to go to are just more ‘club’y, ya know?
mmmm gurl i getchya the intz intz kind
naw too loud and porny
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JOHANNA
I JUST QUEUED YOUR SMORES ON A SHTICK POST
WAIT FOR IT
THIS IS A FUN GAME YAY
I’ve cleaned my room today and I’m about to clean the kitchen
omg i have to do my chores before monday too!!kjakjdhgkljfg
“Let someone love you just the way you are – as flawed as you might be, as unattractive as you sometimes feel, and as unaccomplished as you think you are. To believe that you must hide all the parts of you that are broken, out of fear that someone else is incapable of loving what is less than perfect, is to believe that sunlight is incapable of entering a broken window and illuminating a dark room.” — Marc Hack
(Source: blackshivers, via ironicaphobiaaa)
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