You ever walk into a plate glass window?
Two things are happening there. Pain and embarrassment. But pain takes a back seat to embarrassment, doesn’t it?
No matter how much pain you’re in, if people are laughing, you just laugh along with them.
‘Ooooooh hahahahahaha. Bam! Hahahahahaha. I just slammed right into that thing, didn’t I? Isn’t that funny? It’s so clean and shiny. Someone should put a sticker or a happy face or something. Hahahahaha, isn’t that funny?
Oh my, is that blood? Hahahahah I’m bleeding. Hahahaha. Isn’t that funny, I’m bleeding.
Can you help me find my eye? HAHAHAHAHA. I lost my eye. HAAAAHAHAHA. I cannot find my EYE!Ellen Degeneres - Here and Now (2003)
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