And I have filled this void with things unreal.

"I went into the desert to forget about you. But the sand was the color of your hair. The desert sky..."

Mon, 20 May 2013 02:45:49 -0700

“I went into the desert to forget about you. But the sand was the color of your hair. The desert sky was the color of your eyes. There was nowhere I could go that wouldn’t be you.”

- Jeffrey Eugenides

genocidercyo: clockey: you’re the window to my wall you’re the sweat that drips down my balls

Sun, 19 May 2013 21:20:26 -0700

genocidercyo:

clockey:

you’re the window to my wall

you’re the sweat that drips down my balls

malec-lightwood: alldaymayday: samyulle: don’t you hate it when you’re reading a chapter and then...

Sun, 19 May 2013 19:40:58 -0700

malec-lightwood:

alldaymayday:

samyulle:

don’t you hate it when you’re reading a chapter and then it’s coming to its climax and omg what’s gonna happen, then woops, your eyes dart to the last line and you spoil yourself and hate yourself for it

EVERY. SINGLE. BOOK.

EVERY.SINGLE. CHAPTER.

neil-gaiman: thelyonrampant: How To Tell If A Toy Is For...

Sun, 19 May 2013 18:00:36 -0700

neil-gaiman:

thelyonrampant:

How To Tell If A Toy Is For Boys or Girls

Time to remind people…

(Need to remind people from http://scidoll.com/an-open-letter-to-tesco/)

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can i buy motivation

Sun, 19 May 2013 15:33:12 -0700

can i buy motivation

louderdecibelle: koizumim: really though if breasts, butts and legs are so distracting to men, to...

Sun, 19 May 2013 15:13:38 -0700

louderdecibelle:

koizumim:

really though

if breasts, butts and legs are so distracting to men, to the point they cant function

why arent they that distracting to lesbians

and at that point

why isnt the penis bulge and legs not distracting enough to gay men to warrant men being put under the same dress codes

#spoilers: its because its bullshit

sweetdez: detrea: fuckyeahhugsandkisses: a-little-insane: the best part about being the little...

Sun, 19 May 2013 15:12:52 -0700

sweetdez:

detrea:

fuckyeahhugsandkisses:

a-little-insane:

the best part about being the little spoon while cuddling is being able to rub your butt against the person’s junk

The best part about being the big spoon while cuddling is getting to rub your junk against the person’s butt

The best part about the big spoon is that it lets me get bigger portions of ice cream as I cry alone in my room.

This is my bargain, you mewling quim.

Sun, 19 May 2013 14:40:27 -0700

This is my bargain, you mewling quim.

lol gena the chairs are still stacked exactly the way they were when the last person did these...

Sun, 19 May 2013 13:04:53 -0700

lol gena the chairs are still stacked exactly the way they were when the last person did these chores.

you’re the one who came up with the system. don’t get mad at us for trying to make you stick to it.

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Sun, 19 May 2013 11:20:25 -0700

internet-slang: I don’t want any ifs, ands, or butts. Actually wait, I want butts. Butts are nice.

Sun, 19 May 2013 09:40:14 -0700

internet-slang:

I don’t want any ifs, ands, or butts. Actually wait, I want butts. Butts are nice.

this entire day was another case of the “i hate being over 18” game.

Sun, 19 May 2013 04:19:44 -0700

this entire day was another case of the “i hate being over 18” game.

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pkmnbreederbrianna: togamijail: chandra75: im-sherlocked-in-my...

Sat, 18 May 2013 16:20:19 -0700

pkmnbreederbrianna:

togamijail:

chandra75:

im-sherlocked-in-my-mindpalace:

socially-awkward-supervillian:

Fun fact: Cheetahs only attack pray that runs

jesus that is good to know.

Yup, that’s the point you just stay still and let it do whatever the fuck it wants that doesn’t involved you getting eaten.

REALLY FUN FACT for big cats cheetahs are fucking docile as shit

my grandfather ran a cheetah sanctuary in south africa and he’d just lie with them and sleep among them and they’d rub against him and chirp at him they’re big fucking babies

Another Fun Fact: Cheetahs are incredibly nervous animals. One of the (many) reason’s they’re going extinct is that cheetahs are so sensitive and nervous, some of them are literally too nervous to breed. Other’s will breed, but stress themselves out so much that they’ll loose their cubs.

So zoo’s with breeding program’s had to figure out how to make Cheetahs comfortable enough to:
A. Get laid and
B. Not spazz themselves into miscarrying.

So what’d they do?
They gave the cheetahs their very own Service Dogs!

The dogs make them feel safe, protected and secure!

audreyii-fic: writersprocrastinate: Hi, I’m a writer. My hobbies include not writing.

Sat, 18 May 2013 14:40:20 -0700

audreyii-fic:

writersprocrastinate:

Hi, I’m a writer. My hobbies include not writing.

therealhalla: theassassinoftime: grodus: true friendship is being comfortable enough to openly...

Sat, 18 May 2013 14:05:40 -0700

therealhalla:

theassassinoftime:

grodus:

true friendship is being comfortable enough to openly discuss pornography with each other

Yes!

And search gay porn on Wii internet together just to see what shows up

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