Misty Mountains — Richard Armitage and The Dwarf Cast
Far over the misty mountains cold
To dungeons deep and caverns old
We must away, ere break of day
To find our long-forgotten gold
The pines were roaring on the heightThe winds were moaning in the night
The fire was red, it flaming spread
The trees like torches blazed with light
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cate you didn’t even try at all
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#do you realize #do you realize what this means to faramir #all his life he’s been outshadowed by boromir #put down by his father #called a wizard’s pupil and a fanciful fool #told that his qualities were weaknesses #told that his mercy #his understanding #his patience #were flaws #and I’m sure boromir told him that he was good #but this is probably one of the first times #that someone other than boromir has told him he’s strong #and that he should be praised for his gifts #and of course #he thinks of sam #you have shown your qualities faramir of gondor. The very highest #and he falls in love with hobbits because for once #someone understands
OUCH NO. NOT OKAY.
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ALL THE HOBBIT MOVIE TITLES FOREVER, FOR YOU
First Peter Jackson’s adaptation of The Hobbit was going to be one film. Then it was going to be two films. Now, apparently, it’s going to be an entire trilogy. It’s time to stop kidding ourselves - Peter Jackson is never ever going to ever stop making Hobbit films, is he? Ever. What a bloody sod.
So, to save everyone a bit of time, I’ve gone to the trouble of naming all of the Hobbit films that will inevitably get made between now and the eventual destruction of the universe. Peter Jackson, YOU ARE WELCOME:
The Hobbit: There And Back Again
The Hobbit: Back Again
The Hobbit: A Bit Further Back Again
The Hobbit: Back Again, Again
The Hobbit: Almost There Now
The Hobbit: Wait, Did I Leave My Keys Back There?
The Hobbit: Yes, Sorry Guys, I Did, I Did Leave My Keys Back There
The Hobbit: There Again And Back Again Again Again
The Hobbit: Finally Hom… Oh Wait The Milk’s Gone Off
The Hobbit: To The Corner Shop And Back Again
The Hobbit: Oh Look, A Dog
The Hobbit: Gollum’s Magical Trombone
The Hobbit: Invasion Of The Tinysauruses
The Hobbit: Martin Freeman Just Points And Stuff And Pulls A Face For A Bit
Megahobbit Vs Giant Elftopus
Das Hobbit
The Hobbit: Their And Back Again
The Hobbit: They’re And Back Again
The Hobbit: Sorry About Those Last Two Films, We Let Someone On Facebook Write Them For A Bet
The Hobbit: Gandalf’s Gippy Tummy
The Hobbit: Remember The Time We Went There And Back Again? That Was Fun
The Hobbit Holiday Special
Sister Act 2: Back In The Hobbit
The Hobbit: Hobbit Hobbit Hobbit Hobbit Hobbit Hobbit Hobbit Fucking HOBBIT
The Hobbit: Pig In The City
The Hobbit: There, Then Part Of The Way Back, Then There, Then Back, Then There Again, Then Back A Bit But In A Different Direction, Then There, Then Crying
The Hobbit: Seriously? Back Again? But We Literally Just Got Here
The Hobbit: Can Someone Just Hurry Up And Invent The Bloody Helicopter?
The Hobbit: Stobbit
Adding a few really great suggestions to this brilliant list:
The Hobbit: There and Back Again To The Future by kariki
The Hobbit: I’ll be back by nikaanukfandoms friend
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